Monday, May 17, 2010

Battery Powered "Rub Outs"? Sign me up!



Okay, okay! Settle down! This is jaw dropping over load I know. Adria found these (I walked right by them...somehow) and we couldn't stop laughing in the middle of the aisle. Actually her exact words were: "Hey Amy, want to rub one out?" We're a classy pair.

So what do we have here:
*Rub Outs
*Big Al (He's a little chunky) or Slim (A more aerodynamic fit)
*"The Eliminator"
*Battery Powered
*Quickly and Cleanly
*Won't Smudge or Damage
*Non-Abrasive

All of these are fine qualities...of a dildo...oh what? It's an eraser? Ooops my bad. My bad.

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